Youre living in a glass house, dummy.... Stop.

How many times have you seen variation of this facebook post from some random female on your friends list "Guys talk so much shit....but when it comes to sex they aint got dick! yeyy i'm clever!!"(this one would actually be somewhat clever compared to the typical ones we see and sigh at).
Now, I get just as annoyed at males for that stupid, macho bullshit "ohh yeah I smashed it six ways till sunday and she loved it" or some variation of such....but the difference is, males usually like to keep that nonsense for their boys in private, while discussing their "accomplishments and achievements". You rarely seen something like that posted in public and obviously its for self serving reasons like 'dont want to waste my chances with other females I'm trying to have sex with' and of course , for most men writing a boast like that, would signify the last time they are getting any 'play' from that specific female ever, thus making it a very imprudent move. However, in reality (at least in my experience), men rarely boast to other men about their incredible sexual prowess, usually its happiness, giddiness and pride in actually getting laid than anything else. I dont have much problem with that because it is done typically out of self serving interest of looking good in someone else's eyes, rather than making the other person look like feces of a slightly bored, homeless man. I also dont have much problem with honest critique or even beyond that, if its well deserved - harsh critique...but I do have a serious issue with people making those accusations of others, while they are themselves just as responsible(and usually more) for the outcome, than the person they are trying to ridicule.
In my experience, 70-80% of females I've dealt with on different levels, have told me, that they never experienced an orgasm with a male (forget about experiencing vaginal orgasm, that number jumps to like 99.2%) and its always a sad story with "Sadness" by Enigma playing in the background. Now the premise is always "ohh, god all these terrible assholes that didnt know what they were doing and were unable to satisfy me!!(sad face, double tear)". And I would usually follow up with a simple question - "was the guy able to cum?", and the answer is typically "of course!" or "Duhhh!!usually too fast!!". Yet, somehow in her mind, the female equates the male's 'success' as some great skill she possesses that forced them to ejaculate, and how unfairly they werent able to reciprocate.
Well, here comes the moment of truth ladies...............................................99.19% of the time a man getting to a finish line has as much to do with you as a waitress in a restaurant has to do with getting myself a delicious meal. Yes, she delivers the food to the table, and she might even help in picking out the dish but she has nothing to do with preparing it, quality of the meal or physically feeding me, thus, she is just a very useless bridge from from being hungry to being full. Guess what? You, are that waitress pretty much every time....Now, there are no absolutes and of course there are exceptions where the girl is the waitress, chef and the delicious dessert all in one, but sad to report to you whining broads, you are almost always the latter(and by the way, all those all star females have no problems in achieving orgasm ever). I can count on one hand females that were directly responsible and in charge of me getting not only to a finish line but to a 1st place podium where you hear "Star Spangled Banner" being sung, as she is wiping me down.
I dont put myself on a sexual pedestal, though I have had enough experience and knowledge to realize that absolute majority of sexual satisfaction comes as much from mutual chemistry, authentic passion of the two people involved, and desire and effort to satisfy each other rather than any mythical talent...however, since so many of you seem to be stuck on it, I'll just let you know bluntly....you are as sexually talented and skilled as that dude who nuts within first six strokes of entering your roast beef with lettuce vagina.
Do you really think laying on your back with your legs up or being on all fours and making some pretentious 'whales are about to attack the innocent dolphins again' noises is some sort of skill that only you possess? Oh no, I forgot about the infamous off beat ass gyrations that always make me wonder "what ta fuck is she doing?!? did she learn this move from tunisian rhythm gymnasts at special olympics?"..... or another winning move of "Grab my hair and call me a slut!" and of course everyone's favorite "Harder!! Harder!!!" which I'm guessing is girl's code for either "your penis is too small and I'm not sure if you're inside now or if its naturally so breezy" or " my vagina was Osama's original hideout so if it took US ten years to find him, you are definitely going to need to dig much, much deeper... just like the last 20 U.S seals that have been here".
The point is simple....the problem doesnt lie with some poor douchebag who you are fucking now after he took you out on 3 dinners and spent 134.57 cents and you decided that its time to reciprocate his love with your open legs,... but with YOU. Do you want me to show you how I came to that conclusion? Here is a simple question - How fast were you able to make yourself orgasm last time you played with your vagina? ...I bet it was 2-10 minutes maximum. Did you need some magic to do so? For most of you, all you needed was some impatient fingers and desire. Even those who now use the toys and shower faucets for those same results still started out many, many years ago using just plain, old fingers. So, what is it that prevents you from having an orgasm with a guy? You're telling me that you cant use put any poor joe shmo in a position to make you cum?? Now you can say "But, Alex why would I do that, why cant he do that on his own?". Well, sad to report but the reason why no one can "do it on their own" is because you are not in touch with your own body and mind, nor do you have a sexual comfort with yourself or with him, in order to for anyone to do it "on their own". And its not anybody's job to be a human Jack Rabbit in order to get you off dummy, as Chuck Palahniuk so eloquently said - "You are not that special. You are not beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying, organic matter as everything else". =)
To go back to the very beginning, majority of men (that know what they are doing) are able to put themselves in a position to ejaculate, not because of anything you have done, but because they know what it takes to get them to that finish line and they will do it inspite, or even sadder - despite of you... Trust me when I tell you this, if males could have choice in who they can fornicate with, as much as you do, then 99.8% of you would never get a returned call....EVER. And by the way, another little nugget - if the guy thought that sex with you was great, you would get a return customer for a loooong time (if not forever) regardless of any other circumstances. So if he hasn't called back it starts out with the fact that you're someone he is willing to avoid forever, even if that means (in many cases) taking a chance and going forward with quite a slim pickings. Very sad, I know, since almost every female that is going to read this blog will recount all the times that the guy was unwilling to ever come within 30 yards of their exposed vagina after the initial experience or two, and realize that there might be a more direct reason other than "all guys are assholes and all girls that shit on guys are just picky". Realize the proverb of throwing stones while living in a glass house applies to you directly and until you build a solid foundation, you have very little room to point fingers, other than at your own reflection. Kind of like fat bitches who make fun of other fat bitches for being slightly fatter than they are. Nooooo, the fact that you weigh a solid 240 and she weighs 268 just makes her more likely be a hybrid outside linebacker/defensive end in a 3-4 system while you are a full time middle backer knowing for stuffing the run.

I like to help as well as educate and I have learned a few things from females who'se opinion on sexual matters I respect and value. Here is my/their advice to help out. First and foremost, Sex mostly is a mental thing which starts and ends with you! You have to know and if not, learn, what makes you tick and what in the end makes you cum, whether its specific thoughts, actions, fantasies or positions that you should investigate, practice and learn on your own and then be able to seamlessly incorporate it into any sexual relationship.
Good sex is unselfish sex - meaning, that you dont go down on a guy "because he wants it, so let me get it out of the way to move on to bigger (hopefully) and better things " but because you actually want to please him and the visual and mental satisfaction of such should be your only imperative - nothing else (by the way, trust me when I tell you, for all the complaints you have about how a penis looks upclose, your vagina isnt a piece of cake either...more likely than not it looks like "The Predator's" mouth when he is angry)! If you dont want to satisfy him then you shouldnt be having sex with him in the first place and should stick to straddling jack rabbit who does such a thankless, selfless job for only one time payment of 135.99. If you learn to focus on your counterpart first, you would be surprised how much bliss you can experience just by seeing actual, authentic intensity of your partner's pleasure...and as a result you will stop focusing on your own short sighted "needs". This will help you learn how to relax yourself enough in order to enjoy the idea and as result - the act itself.
You need to be comfortable with yourself, your body and everything in between that has to do with Sex. If you like a little bit of this and a little bit of that, but hate this, that and the next, then you're Done. You have to get turned on by pretty much everything under the sun, otherwise you'll stay stuck in your little "boo freaking hoo why do I and all my girlfriends never get to cum" tunnel.
Lastly and maybe most importantly, Stop concentrating on a single, narrow minded goal. It is a basic human quality that things come to us the easiest when we dont stress or worry about it. You have to permanently eliminate from your psyche useless "Why cant I cum? or Am I ever going to orgasm?" thoughts. Learn to enjoy the little things(pun intended in some cases), like the atmosphere surrounding you, the feel of skin, kissing, sweating, stroking, feeling......everything you should be actually concentrating on and enjoying rather than focusing on some mythical, "unachievable" end result. Even moaning is a good thing (and you shouldnt do it to satisfy a man's ego) but actually as practice in releasing your insatiable lust, and in time it will go from vocal practice to actual release of passion and desire as long as you are open to the idea of it.

Finito.





P.S Another glass house reference. If you look like something crocodile dundee should be hunting down and scalping you have very little room to call other female species ugly. Or if you have a bleached goattee thing going and seemingly have a mango stuck in your throat, do you really want to call that girl "manly" just because she has shoulder length hair? Lastly, why would you consider another female a "slut" because she chose to fornicate with a guy faster than you would? Do you really think two dates at applebees make you more special? Awwwww, but he bought you ice cream afterwards so that definitely makes everything ok, right? Dont judge others for shit you dont want to be judged for yourself.


Good night and good luck.